So after working Fort Whyte for many a year, I learned to basically hate the goose. Why you may ask? Because they are fucking annoying, that's why. 1. They are too fucking loud. Not only do they make the worlds worst noise when the fly, but they bark or whatever you want to call it. They also hiss at you, which really isn't cool. 2. They smell. 3. They leave a HUGE mess where ever they go. 4. They are ugly, especially when they are trying to look like a "snake". Anyways. Point is I no longer work at FW and thought that my geese days were over. WRONG. They have infested the GP golf course now. Excellent. My best friends. Guess what's going to be on the menu? Goose burgers. MMMMM. (and on a side note...who the fuck pays money to see geese? well people in winnipeg that's who.)
Ok so other than the geese, today was actually quite entertaining. First off, I went for lunch "up town" (which I ps love to say...haha up town). and basically got stink eyed by the owner of a certain restaurant. lol. Why did I get stink eyed? Well maybe because he thinks I'm going to take away all his business. Actually I know this, because his exact words to my mother yesterday were, "Well! Guess I better just shut the door and close her down, because no one is ever coming here again!" Ha ha.
Today I also had the pleasure of going to the Legion after work. I have a good feeling that his will become a regular occurrence. Did I mention I had 5...or wait maybe 6 beers. .. and was definitely buzzed. Ha ha. Drinking with parents is hilarious! Did I also mention that I haven't stopped drinking..haha. Wow. Just going to turn into an alcoholic this summer. OH dear.
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