stupid people + smelly fruit + fryable vaginas = not really sure, but definately not a good time

Is the majority of the population out there just getting stupider, or am I just getting smarter!? I think it has to be a combination of both, OK just kidding about me getting smarter. But really, why am I having to deal with all these dim-witted, unintelligent losers! You are driving me NUTS! I just can't take it any more. Everyday someone has to either make the worlds stupidest comments or asks the stupidest questions. I've had enough. Therefore, it's payback time. Hey it is only your fault you are that bloody stupid. And I have now given you fair warning. So if you ask one more stupid question or just plain annoy me you getting it. You wanna know what you are going to get? Well you are going to get the worlds most smelly fruit, nicely smashed and strategically placed in your car. How's that for you? Well I hope I suits you just fine, and I hope it really smells. I also hope that the smell never leave your car. In fact I hope that the smell spreads to your perfect hair and make you smell, FOREVER. Oh I am not mean on purpose, but really you deserve it. Or you can have the alternative. Put on a deserved island with people who are just as stupid as you are. Oh and you will also be sterilized so you can't procreate. You know this could have all been avoided, if you would have just kept your big mouth shut. Well you didn't. And now you have to be punished. Thanks for ruining my life. Awesome. I'm so glad I have to associate with you. For now....