So I have started this daily blog at the request of my good buddy Jenell. I highly recommend reading both of our blogs together as it will provide hours of good hearty entertainment. In about five years Jenell and I are going to publish our blogs. In saying this, you will want to be part of our exciting and fascinating lives.

Random story of the day: Well this is more of a daily rant. Lately Jenell and I have noticed a trend regarding parking. I always thought that parking wasn't very difficult. (Keep in mind I am NOT talking about parallel parking). You are provided with nice yellow lines to guide you. And usually there is other cars that are parked beside you to also aid with parking. But still people seem to think that they can take up 2-3 parking stalls. This is especially true with large trucks. Just because you drive some monstrous big ass truck, it does not give you the right to practice poor parking skills. In response to these TERRIBLE people, Jenell and I (as well as Christine, but not necessarily because she wants to) have started leaving "nice friendly" notes about their parking skills. Now, if you have received one of our "nice friendly" notes it was probably well deserved. Our new goal in life is to do away with these "evil dooers". Bloodly hell juuuuhhst learn to park dammit.

Ok so here are some examples of notes that are left for the worlds worst drivers:

1. Where the fuck did you learn to park? You're lucky it's Valentine's Day and I'm in a good mood. Learn to park.

2. Where the fuck did you learn to park? Are you a boy? You must be. Only boys drive stupid big trucks in the city. I hope you don't have a nice day.