in an uncomplicated world, this would make sense right?

Well it has taken a while but I am finally going to post something. Over the last few days quite a lot has happened, but I care to forget most of it.

However there was one thing that makes it all worth it. Leaving notes for stupid people. Who do people think they are? I'm talking about people who think it is okay to leave their cars running. Not just little cars, but HUGE ASS SUVs. WTF. Do you not have a soul? Well you must not because you want to destroy the environment even more, so there is nothing left for your children. That my friends was the gist of a note that was left on a stupid person's car. I just don't understand how people can think is this okay. I have issues with big SUVs to begin with, and then you go and leave your stupid vehicle running while in the store. Just pathetic.

I have learned a few things this weekend and believe that others should learn from my past experiences. When going out with your friends, here are a few handy tips to keep in mind:

1. Having a beer chugging contest is never a good idea. Especially when the prize for winning is just another drink.

2. Mixing alcohol is always a bad idea. And the whole "beer after liquor never been sicker, blah blah" whatever it is just doesn't work. You should only consume one type of alcohol and stick to it, no matter what! Also mixing "herbal" substances when drinking, is an equally bad time.

3. Cameras when alcohol is being consumed = a bad time.

4. Being the DD is always the smartest idea when going out. You get to see all the hilarity and have no embarrassing stories the next day, just funny ones of all the drunks.

5. AND lastly NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS AFTER 2 AM. It's is just better to go home. Believe me.